it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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