its not stalking. its research.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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