3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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