I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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