How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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