The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Randomize
