I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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