Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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