I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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