I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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