I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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