is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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