She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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