let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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