Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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