You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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