marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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