i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
