Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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