I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Is it because I queefed?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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