Have you finally orgasmed yet?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
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