And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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