I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Alive.
So much puke
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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