On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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