it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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