just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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