Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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