is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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