We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Man, jail baloney is awful.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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