Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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