dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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