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so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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