Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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