I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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