Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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