How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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