He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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