i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
God, I missed his penis.
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