sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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