That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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