Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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