whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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