Heybabeimwearingurpanties
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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