my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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