i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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