someone owes me an orgasm
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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