AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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