I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
My feet surprised me
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