Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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