i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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