haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
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